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Name: Tears of
Location: India
Interests: To embrace the spring
Expertise: Mourning the loss of something so sweet and so cruel... Cruelest of all, I'm not sure it's a complete loss...
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Member Since:
12/9/2004
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| This was too cute to not steal from Scooter. Read and comment.
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have
dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the
girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would
like to go out and make love for the first time.
Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so
he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. The
pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy
everything there is to know about condoms and sex.
At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms
he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy
insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather
busy, it being his first time and all.
That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and
meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to
meet my parents, come on in!"
The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the
girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace
and bows his head.
A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his
head down.
10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.
Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend
leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you
were this religious."
The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was
a pharmacist." | | |
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It's beautiful, depressing, happy, and all the reasons I love her.
(This link is supposed to be here, click it to hear the song)
"Cool"
It's hard to remember how it felt before
Now I found the love of my life...
Passes things get more comfortable
Everything is going right
And after all the obstacles
It's good to see you now with someone else
And it's such a miracle that you and me are still good friends
After all that we've been through
I know we're cool
We used to think it was impossible
Now you call me by my new last name
Memories seem like so long ago
Time always kills the pain
Remember Harbor Boulevard
The dreaming days where the mess was made
Look how all the kids have grown
We have changed but we're still the same
After all that we've been through
I know we're cool
And I'll be happy for you
If you can be happy for me
Circles and triangles, and now we're hangin' out with your new girlfriend
So far from where we've been
I know we're cool | | |
| Would you...
[ ] go out with me?
[ ] give me your number?
[ ] kiss me?
[ ] let me kiss you?
[ ] watch a movie with me?
[ ] let me take you out to dinner?
[ ] let me drive you somewhere
[ ] cut some rug with me?
[ ] take a shower with me?
[ ] be my bf/gf?
[ ] have a fling with me?
[ ] let me buy you a drink?
[ ] take me home for the night?
[ ] Would you let me sleep in your bed?
[ ] Sing car karaoke w/ me?
[ ] re-post this for me to answer your questions?
[ ] give me a piggyback ride?
[ ] Come pick me up at 3 am because my car ran out of gas in the middle of nowhere?
[ ] Lock me in your room and take advantage of me?
[ ] lick my cheek?
[ ] dance with me?
[ ] let me make you breakfast?
[ ] help me with homework?
[ ] tickle me to death?
[ ] let me tickle you?
[ ] stick up for me if i was being put down?
[ ] play strip poker with me?
[ ] say yes if i asked you out?
[ ] get wasted with me?
[ ] instant message me?
[ ] greet me in public?
[ ] hang out with me?
[ ] bring me around your friends?
D0 Y0U...
[ ] think im cute?
[ ] think im hot?
[ ] want to kiss me?
[ ] want to cuddle wit me?
[ ] want to hook up with me?
[ ] want to have sex with me?
ARE WE...
[ ] aquintences?
[ ] friends?
[ ] in a relationship?
[ ] gonna have kids?
AM i...
[ ] smart?
[ ] cute?
[ ] funny?
[ ] cool?
[ ] loveable?
[ ] adorable?
[ ] compassionate?
[ ] annoying?
[ ] great to be with?
[ ] attractive?
[ ] mean?
[ ] odd?
HAVE Y0U EVER...
[ ] thought about me?
[ ] thought there might be an "us"?
[ ] thought about hookin up with me?
[ ] found yourself wanting a kiss from me?
[ ] wished i were there?
[ ] grabbed me?
[ ] had a crush on me?
[ ] idolized me?
[ ] wanted my number?
[ ] had a dream about me?
[ ] been distracted by me?
[ ] wanted to have sex with me?
ARE Y0U...
[ ] done with this survey?
[ ] happy you know me?
[ ] mad at me?
[ ] thinkin bout me?
[ ] going to repost this so that i will return the favor?
I originally did this on myspace, which not all of you use, so if you didn't fill it out then, do now | | |
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